Your Daily Dose of Humor
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tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
tech
