Your Daily Dose of Humor
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general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
pun
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
pun
