Your Daily Dose of Humor
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food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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