Your Daily Dose of Humor
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tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
dad
