Your Daily Dose of Humor
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tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
general
