Your Daily Dose of Humor
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general
Why did the belt get arrested?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
animal
