Your Daily Dose of Humor
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food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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